This is for those of you newbooties that roll your eyes at me in the money mindset as the crazy car guy. I could see you or your ecclesiastical wives, causing you to do this bullshit in the video below 𤨠$185 motherfucking thousand dollars gone because the car wasnāt shining like his wifeās or his new piece-of-shit crossover SUV with screens and teen driver technology. āš©oh the cars got teen-driver technology so I can track my screwed-up kid so they can drive goodš©.ā Bitch shut the fuck up, youāre bad parents. Fuck that worthless normie shit! The more technology these vehicles have the worst drivers you are. You couldnāt even drive a car to the neighborhood taco stand correctly let alone take one on a fucking road trip successfully! There is goddamn motherfucking money in classic cars! Itās not old junk because itās not a fucking nigga-loved SRT bullshit european-engineered Mopar, or a sport utility ācross-overā that looks like the shape of after-birth with four wheels with a shitty paint job! If youāre looking at a new Mopar because you saw something either in the hood or in a hip-hop video, put that fucking hip-hop down and start listening to some motherfucking classic rock and start looking at an 1980s Mopar! Iāll put you on some game so āread carefullyā Chrysler Laser 84 - 86, Dodge Daytona (Turbo/Shelby/IROC R/T) 84-92, Dodge Omni GLH/GLHS 85 - 87, Chrysler LeBaron Turbo coupe or convertible from 83 - 92, Dodge Shelby Charger 83 - 87, Dodge Lancer Turbo/Shelby 85 - 89, LeBaron GT(motherfuckin)S 85 - 89, and Dodge 600 Turbo coupe and convertible 84 - 87, Chrysler New Yorker Turbo 84 - 88. These motherfucking cars especially the turbo ones are going up in value. They are still affordable, but they will not be affordable tomorrow. There is no tomorrow! If you can buy one of these cars now. That way you get to have fun and play with your investment as it goes up and value as long as you donāt put those stupid fucking 27 inch wheels on it. Do I sound like an asshole? I am one! Iām also trying to help you. Donāt fuckin waste the opportunity if you have money for a play toy. if you donāt, boss the fuck up so you can! Put down the pronhub and look these motherfucking cars up. Watch this video how normies in a ecclesiastical marriage destroy history and light a match to another manās money over some superficial bullshit!
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Wishing you a strong and meaningful Christmas season. Iām sincerely grateful for your loyalty, trust, and unwavering supportāit does not go unnoticed. May this time bring well-earned rest, renewed focus, and the drive to take on the year ahead with confidence and purpose. Thank you for standing with me. Merry Christmas Coach Gang!