Fuck that shit, I’m turning in my agent badge, TODAY! I’m creating the Eskimo Lifestyle. You hear me coach? AGENTS, who’s coming wit me? 🫵🏽👀
Just finished my last shift of the week. Went inside the truck stop to print some documents before I went and parked the truck and dipped.
Shift manager for the store been on my nuts for months. 5 foot latina, mid 40s covered in tattoos and a chain smoker. Just a weathered, miserable retail lifer. She was outside on break, called me over to talk
Bitch finally shot her shot at me, "why aren't you married? You never been married?" And immediately after I mentioned that I don't like hearing about married people's drama and all that, she goes "well...Im not gonna say I've always been perfect in my marriage...but I've been trying and its easier now since im soooo old lol..."
I just looked at her for 10 sec and politely dismissed myself. FOH with that plausible deniabilty shit tryna get me to pipe you for months and THATS your shot?! Lmao FA4L!
