Story Time Here on GreyHaize Radio

I was out today doing a little shopping. I decided to go to an area I don't really go to that much. Nice stores, very little YNs, it's my kind of place. As I'm walking around, I start to notice the people around me. For whatever reason, I started to key in on the fact that everyone looked basic and run down for the most part. Man or woman it didn't matter, everyone just looked kind of "blah".

Anyway, I'm walking and I look ahead and notice a flat back standing there with her kid. She notices me and continues to look at me as I get closer. Once I got about 10 feet away, she turns her back to me. Then, right when I was about to pass, she turns around really quickly and says, "hi". It was a that point, I realized she wasn't a true flat back, she was more of a Crystal Methany. I said hi and keep walking.

Right after I passed her, I noticed another chick looking at me. She was a bit of a pawg. She didn't really have a phat ass or anything, more like a chubby short white chick. Well, she ended up doing the same thing. She turned her back as I got close and when I was really close she turned and said, "hi".
I was laughing to myself like, "chicks are weird as shit". Anyway, I said hi and kept walking.

Then I see another one, a short kind of chubby white girl. She does the exact same thing. I see her eyeing me, then she turns her back.

I get close and just like the other chicks, she turns around and says, "hey".

It was at that point I realized who she was.

IT WAS MY BMT.

hahahahah

So many thoughts went through my head all at once. For one, I didn't even recognize her. Our kids have sports and whatnot, so we're often times in the same place when those events happen, but I try my best to not even look her way. I'm actually pretty good at ignoring the fuck out of her.

I'm saying that to say, I didn't realize how much weight she's put on. She's probably gained a good 20-30 pounds since we were together. She's 5'1 so that's kind of a big deal. We've been divorced for 7 years and were married for 10. I had her from 20-28. I knocked off the last two because that was when the bs started.

Anyway, I was shocked as hell. That shit threw me way off. Not only has she packed on the pounds, this bish had the damn audacity to try to act nice to me like she hasn't done ALL of the bs she's done to the kids and I over the last 9 years.

I just kept walking.

Once I left it really hit me again, she's just a regular bish. There's nothing special about her. Hell, I didn't even know it was her until I was right by her and she turned around.

So with all of that remember fellas, the chick that either broke your heart, turned your kids against, tried to make your life hell, or all of the above, is just a regular bish that can easily blend into the background.

GreyHaize Out.