ONE CAN’T HURT:

I went to an event with one of my friends yesterday and the catering was horrible. I guess the original caterer opted out at the last minute. So, someone decided it was a good idea to order White Castle and pizza. I don’t know bout you guys, but I have not eaten a Castle in ages. I decided that one couldn’t hurt, well, I was wrong. Three bites in and I was vommitting my brains out. It’s not food poisoning ☠️, it’s just my body has gotten so unused to that crap. I feel weak and exhausted still, and will probably throw up again. I know better but, be careful what you put in your bodies gang. That stuff is not real food.
“THAT 🍔 IS NOT REAL” - Airplane Lady Voice