Or, she brought him to Turks

Coach Gang, I got a confession to make. I miss the cuff on my ex’s volleyball booty. I miss her tiny waist and itty bitty titties with the bubble butt. I might can’t make it 😩… It’s getting harder to not think about it. But coach, I ain’t gon cry or nothing. Imma hold hold my masculine frame..🤧😭

Real world bachelorette. Get your monkey simp suits on you gumps. She is a growing trend of hopeless romantics who are hoping her investment pays off in spades. Aka your downfall in divorce. Can’t make this ish up. https://nypost.com/2025/09/26/lifestyle/bay-area-single-woman-42-buys-marry-me-billboards-in-last-ditch-effort-to-meet-mate/

Coach you put me on to Filipina Pea and we'll since you been off the tube I watched her. I think this would be a good topic to touch on. All I hear is mitch slapping.