Yesterday I went to a day party with some homies. While we were getting some food, I checked my Facebook page to see if I had any messages about something I was selling.
On my homepage I see a reel of this girl we went to college with.... some of us suspect she's selling that 🐈. I show my homie and said "she's definitely selling."
HOMIE: No she's not. I've known her for years. She has an OnlyFans but she's not selling.
ME: *Stares Martin Lutherly
HOMIE: If she was selling I would know. She's not selling.
ME: She would tell you that 😏? OF is the gateway to more.
HOMIES: Trust me, she's not selling. She just has an OnlyFans.
ME: Ok, but if she is.... I will report back 😈
My homies also believe Anthony Edward's is smart for paying all of the Child Support up front, but that's another story smh lmao.
Moral of the story, no matter how much someone (friends, family, etc.) tries to deny the darkside.... Darkness Finds Us All 😈
Kimono baby girl at the Japanese F1 VIP is getting a lot of attention. I’m thinking about charging the gaijin for photo ops…
Coach Gang,
Man do I love the internet.
Anything & everything you need to know about a woman, just go to social media.
TikTok is her daily diary.
Instagram is her photo album.
Snapchat is her soft porn pics/teaser trailer to her sextape.
Only Fans is her hardcore Sextape.
Dating apps(Tinder/Bumble) are her foodie rendezvous.
& Seeking is her part time job selling 🐱
Story time:
I was out today getting groceries, I see a ninja with headphones and hoodie walking across the parking lot.
Another ninja ( 2) started yelling at him, and a 3rd ninja stopped his car in the middle of the parking lot and walked towards ninja 1. He was dressed with timberland boots and a Boston celtics jock jacket.
Ninjas 2 and 3 cornered ninja 1, and continue to yell at him. That was my queue to skedaddle 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️out of there, and even drove in the opposite direction instead of the shortest route out the parking lot.
This is in Centennial Hills, Las Vegas. All my neighbors are old asians and white people. I'm moving soon but it surprised me that ninjas were near the places I go through often in my neighborhood.
I'm not racist, I'm also black...i just avoid trouble and my fight or flight response kicked in when I saw those ninjas arguing 3 cars away from me. I want to say that it didn't matter that they were black, but it did...I guess ...
