Quick Story time with D that I overheard today. I’m at my yob, and this chick comes in to pick up a package for her bf. She wasn’t authorized to pick it up so she had to call her bf so he can authorize her to accept the package. She FaceTime’s him( it’s a ninja from what I heard from his voice. She’s a nice slim latina wearing a half-cut crop top hoodie, and sweat pants). He authorized the package and she hangs up. She then didn’t know she could ship packages here, so my co-worker mentions that she can get a discount while using her bf account since he has a mailbox with us. She says “oh really, that’s great. I still use my ex-bf discount from his job, and I don’t give a fk.” She left after that, and I can see the tramp stamp on her lower back as she left. I’m on the computer doing work and I just shook my head and smirked. 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣
Maaaan these girls don’t like/love you ninjas. That ninja is in for it. My RP senses was tingling(pause) once she said my ex-bf. 🤣🤣🤣
Ok, here’s something I probably shouldn’t tell you.
If you want to get money to do business and need to improve your business fundability profile here is a suggestion:
Step 1. Open a business checking account somewhere and make a deposit. At least $100, but $1,000+ is better.
Step 2. Connect your business bank account to your credit card(s). Doesn’t matter if they are personal or not but it’s better if they are business cards. AMEX looks the best.
Step 3. Pay for everything with your credit cards (I’ve told you to do this before, if you’re not already doing it what the fuck is wrong with you?)
Step 4. Send the cash for your credit card payments to your business bank account and pay them by ACH every month. ONLY PAY CREDIT CARD BILLS FROM YOUR BUSINESS BANK ACCOUNT FOR THE TIME BEING.
What have you done?
What you’ve done is created cash through your business bank accounts that will look like it’s from your business activity.
Why is this important?
If you are looking for funding, say via an SBA term...
